Poindexture Popeye

Created by Matthew W. Shoemaker

This is what happens at our house right before bedtime. Matthew is usually singing some little diddy or telling us a story about today that he forgot till the last minute. It's a wonderful stalling technique that doesn't work most times.

Tonight...it worked. Only because it was funny and catchy. Matt and I were singing it all the way down the stairs after we put the kids to bed.

Here it goes:

I'm Popeye the Failure Man (Boo)

I'm Popeye the Failure Man (Boo)

I'm weak to the finish cause I'm allergic to Spinach.

Everytime that I sneeze, my nose bleeds and bleeds.

I'm Popeye the Failure Man! (Boo)

A-A-A-Atchooo!!!

oops...I'm bleeding again.